The North Coast with Kelly
Last year, I heard that Kelly — a paddler I’d met briefly at the Sea Kayaking UK symposium — was planning to paddle from Fort William to Inverness. When I found out she was heading for the North Coast of Scotland, my ears pricked up. That’s a section I’ve always wanted to paddle — and having company on a remote coastline is always a good idea. To my delight, Kelly was happy for me to join her.
After a few chats and some planning, we agreed to meet in Kinlochbervie and set off eastward on June 2nd.
The Drive North: A Rocky Start
I set off from Anglesey on Friday, planning to stop at my sister’s near Liverpool en route. But just as I was cruising along the A55, my power-assisted steering gave out, and warning lights lit up my dashboard. Great. Still, I thought, just get to Liverpool. After a bit of a wrestling match with the steering, I made it and popped the bonnet — the alternator belt had snapped.Well, that’s tomorrow’s problem.
Saturday morning was a whirlwind of phone calls — probably rang 40 garages between my brother-in-law and me. Finally, a mechanic further afield could fit me in. Just one issue: the battery was completely drained, and the van wouldn’t go far without an alternator. To my surprise, the mechanic came to the roadside and fixed it right there. Relief doesn’t even cover it — I was back on the road and made it to Kinlochbervie by Sunday afternoon.
Cape Wrath or Plan B
We met that afternoon and checked the weather. Moderate south westerly winds — but a storm was brewing for Tuesday. The original plan was to do a short paddle on Monday, then around Cape Wrath on Tuesday. Not anymore.
We toyed with the idea of launching straight away and trying to sneak around before the storm hit — but as the wind began picking up, a shared look said it all: not worth it. So we made the call to skip Cape Wrath (it's not going anywhere, after all) and start further along the coast to make some miles before the storm landed.
Scotland's North Coast
Day 1: Durness to Farr Bay (Bettyhill)
After a solid night’s sleep, we began the shuttle: kayaks and gear down to the beach. There was a decent dumping surf to punch through, and boulders scattered in the break zone added a little extra spice. We picked our line carefully and launched. Big swell, wind at our backs — perfect conditions for covering ground.About an hour in, my left footpeg failed. Not ideal in rough water. I wrestled to keep the boat on track until we reached Whiten Head, found shelter, and rafted up to fix it. Temporary fix. It gave out again, but we were nearly ready for lunch. Chose a lovely-looking beach… which turned into a full surf landing with boats flying toward shore like missiles. We survived unscathed, and I patched the footpeg with epoxy putty.
Afternoon brought a wind shift, making the crossing of Torrisdale Bay to Farr Bay a bit of a slog, but we made it.
Days 2–3: Storm Stop in Bettyhill
With high winds inbound, we hunkered down in Bettyhill for two days. A kind couple let us store our kayaks in their garden right by the beach. I took the time to shuttle my van to Wick — met a lovely bus driver and hitchhiked with two generous folks (and their dogs). One of those travel days that restores your faith in people.Day 4: Farr Bay to Portskerra
The surf in Farr Bay had been pounding for days, and neither of us fancied another dicey launch. I’d spotted a calm cove on our way in, so we walked over to check it out — flat as a pancake. It meant trolleying our boats 2km, and with a sore knee I wasn’t thrilled, but Kelly was convincing. Worth it.
After a well-earned cafe breakfast, we launched into decent swell and wind. Not much chat early on, but the conditions eased as forecasted and the paddle became a joy. We reached Portskerra — easily one of the best campsites of the trip. Cracking view. Even went for a dip.
Day 5: Portskerra to Dunnet Bay
A stunning day. Tailwinds early on made for smooth paddling along dramatic cliffs — puffins everywhere, the most I’ve ever seen. The Orkneys came into view, which felt surreal.
Kelly was dreaming of a shower, so we pushed on to Dunnet Bay. Near Holborn Head, we spotted dolphins — magical — but I saw a boat in the distance and panicked a bit. Sorry, Kelly. We didn't stop to watch them for long and pushed on.Rain started just as we reached the campsite. At first, they said they were full… then magically found a pitch at the far end. Kelly got her long-awaited shower; I hid from the downpour and charged my phone in the visitor room. All the faff definitely put Kelly off campsites. I can't blame her — wild camping is free and, often, far better.
Day 6: Dunnet Bay to John o’ Groats
The weather was on our side, so we aimed to stretch out the distance — maybe even reach Wick in two days. Dunnet Head was characteristically lumpy, with wind-over-tide chaos. Anticipation built as we neared the Men of Mey, but conditions were manageable. We decided to go around the headland — impressive to see how close Stroma looked from here.We cut a straight line from St John’s Point to John o’ Groats, spurred on by the promise of chips — which did not disappoint.
Kelly was keen to pitch our tents right outside the five-star hotel. I gently suggested the footpath might be more appropriate. It ended up being quite the romantic little bivvy spot.
Day 7: John o’ Groats to Wick
Tides meant we had to be on the water early. We launched at 0900, catching the ebb around Duncansby Head. The stacks were breathtaking — towering sea pyramids rising from calm water. Absolute highlight of the trip.
Crossing Freswick Bay with wind and tide against us was… character-building. At one point, my GPS showed 0 km/h. Surely it’s broken, I thought — but no, I was just moving that slowly.A surprise lunchtime pier revealed we were 5km further along than expected. With the wind dropping, we pressed on across Sinclair’s Bay and rounded into Wick. Boats packed into the van, celebratory pizza devoured, and I slept like a log. The next morning, I waved Kelly off on her journey while I regrouped at a cafe, planning the next stage.
Orkney: Solo Paddling
Day 1: Gills Bay to Burwick via Stroma & Swona
With Kelly heading off south, I wasn’t sure what was next for me. Orkney had been in the back of my mind, but I hadn’t properly checked whether the tides or wind would play along. Over tea and cake at John o’ Groats, I spread out the charts. Slack water in the Pentland Firth was due around 1700. The wind was a light breeze from the west. It looked doable, so I figured: let’s go.I sent a message to my land contact, Kellie, explaining the plan — nothing to panic about, just good to have someone knowing where I was heading, even if only from a distance. Then I packed up and launched from Gills Bay at 1400.
The tidal flow was fierce — more than I expected — and I lost some ground before finding the eddy off Stroma. I continued along the west coast of the island in the eddy, eventually stopping by the lighthouse to reassess and check the tides. The next crossing, from Stroma to Swona, felt like the most committing of the day. I sat on land and watched the water funnel through the gap. Was it easing? I waited until the final hour of the tide, then pushed off north.Crossing over, I managed to hold a decent course over ground, but I was still fighting the west-going tide. For most of the way, I kept thinking, Oh gosh, I’m going to end up on Hoy. The fog came in, too, making the crossing even more daunting. But finally, I caught the eddy west of Swona and could start gaining ground east. Phew.
At the north tip of Swona, I hit slack water — as hoped — and turned east for the final crossing to South Ronaldsay. From there, I followed the coast south to Burwick, where I found the least romantic camp spot of the trip: a small patch of grass on the side of the road. But after that crossing, I wasn't too bothered.